Two peanuts walk into a bar.... One was a-salted.

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home.'"   Doctor: "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome to me."   "Is it common?", the man asks...   Doctor: "It's not unusual."

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

Avoidable \uh-avoy'-duh-buhl\:

What a bullfighter tries to do.

Selfish \sel'-fish\:

What the owner of a seafood store does.